Hi, I'm Jamie. The title is pretty self-explanatory. Imagine you’re running late to an appointment and about to run out of gas.
You pull up to the closest AMPM gas station.
All pumps are taken, so you wait behind this one car, whose owner seems to be taking his sweet-ass time.
Naturally you get annoyed, so you step out of your car to tell said owner to hurry the fuck up.
But then you stop in your tracks because you see it’s this creature.
What would you do?
| 11 months ago + 1,909 notes |
Either a) stand and stare like the awkward dork I am or b) run up to him screaming like a banshee. Most likely a,...
Take him all for myself…and leave no witnesses….